Those interested in making it rain are troubled today because prostitutes have apparently begun accepting gift cards as payment for their services. Females in Pennsylvania have recently been using non-cash methods of payment so when they are arrested the cops can’t take away their cash. The police chief says that the women “don’t like giving up the 5 or 6 thousand they earn over a weekend”. Just a dynamite observation from Barney Fife here. As it turns out, these women are just not as philanthropic as the police would like them to be. Most people would love to give up the 5 G’s they earned for two nights worth of work, but these girls are clearly just being unreasonable. Unfortunately, you can’t just use that iTunes gift card that Santa left for you in your stocking. They are only accepting those gift cards released by the credit card companies. And I am pretty sure that the 25 dollar one isn’t going to get you too far, so you may want to make sure that card is worth at least a C-note. Sure beats carrying around all that cash though.